December 2011
My job at the dry cleaners
Customer: do you do alterations?
Me: Well, no, not really. We're just a dry cleaners, but we do some minor repairs.
Customer: (takes out 4 pairs of pants and a dress) I need all these hemmed and this taken in 2 sizes.
me: i really can't stay
bed: but baby it's cold outside
November 2011
Cat in a bag. [VIDEO] →
Watchtemptinglybad:
Chuck: Finally become the man she wanted, and she’s already chosen another one… I’m too late.
Nate Archibald, do you even have any journalism...
Nate Archibald, can you even read?
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